The world is going to explode, why americans should hate america

Morning World. 

They say that blogs need to encapsulate hot topics to be read, so here are some hotter topics to make sure people read my bullshit: 

1) Paris Hilton's tits look like two half deflated balloons after a fifth grade birthday party that ended in molestation. 

2) I didn't get to see the video of Erin Andrews, I can only tell you how glad I am that I have a Mac so I didn't get any virus's while trying to view it. 

3) Paula Abdul quits idol: pssst, come here...no one gives a shit! You could replace her with Corky from life goes on and get more intelligent banter. 

4) What the hell happened to Drew Barrymore? I refuse to believe any movie where she's considered sexually attractive. Patrick Swayze was more attractive dressing up as a chick in "to Wong Fu". Drew Barrymore used to look like a semi attractive chubby chick, now she looks like a semi chubby gay construction worker. I would rather open mouth kiss the indian from the village people and risk chlamydia than share a soda with her. If you want to get cancer simply watch "grey gardens" from beginning to end. 

This brings me to a pretty big issue I have with our country: 

I had a panic attack yesterday while watching CNN. It hit me like a ton of bricks: America has gone from this wild frontier with cowboys, cholera, shootouts, bank robbers, and a bad ass friend to have when Johnny Hitler is being a cunt, to a gratuitous blowjob girl. 

You heard it first, America has become a huge party slut. Tell us you're down and out, tell us your car eats gas, tell us you just had your 5th child and you don't have a job, tell us you need insurance...fuck, tell us anything and america will actually blow you. 

I had a scratchy throat and I turned to my girlfriend and said "you know, I think I'm getting a cold" and out of the blue I was actually blown by uncle sam. I'm not saying it was the best blowjob I've ever gotten, his old grey beard kind of tickled, he didn't tweak my nipple when I was reaching climax...but it was a blowjob none the less. 

I'm not some rich fucker complaining about taxes, or my paycheck, or the fact that there are literally 99 Mexicans in the apartment next to me (where the fuck do they all sleep?), I think that we're single handedly removing the fight out of Americans.  

I was poor at one time, I remember having to break into our high school lost and found to get newer clothes for school, I remember going to ham raffles, I remember my parents pulling down a combined income of 15k NOT taking anything from our government. They had 7 mouths to feed, they could have used WIC and other government agencies to feed us better but they didn't take it. Why? Because we're fucking tough. 

It literally pains my heart to see people, no job, not even looking for a job,  not looking to advance their career, not looking to better themselves, and worst of all NOT PARENTING there illegitimate kids whom will ultimately grow up and rob me at an ATM.  They sit back and collect welfare from the government and make more money than I do. Here comes big faggot uncle sam with his lips around their cocks and pussies. 

The hidden piece to this fuckpuzzle is the fact that the states that have the highest rates of welfare have had to fire the investigators who would actually be monitoring the fraudulent welfare cases.  There are people; black, white, tan, yellow, red, ALL kinds of people pulling down 3 grand a month and paying state assisted rent of $75/mo for a three bedroom apartment. 

Maybe I'm most upset because I envision this to be a perilous fight between good and evil, maybe I want to go back to the old days where a days work was better than sitting at home watching re-runs of "all in the family", maybe I miss the America I thought we were when I was a kid. 

I don't care if your relatives were brought here in shackles, if you skipped a fence, or if you're a decedent of Pilgrims; if you truly want to be considered an American in my book you have to put America first, family second, religion third, and pursue happiness by putting in a good days work. No one should live for free. Teach your children that true grit can get you by, teach them that hard work can make you spiritually wealthy. 

I'm not a political guy. I don't care too much about who's president, don't really pay attention to all of the bullshit going on in congress, I'm just a nobody with big dreams for this country of ours.